04.05.2024

I look back at my life and all I see are the messes I made. And I ain't got time to fix it. I can do one thing right with the time I got left, but I can't do it alone. I can't do it without you. This country is corrupt beyond repair. So we gotta save it. It's not gonna be easy. We'll have to do some terrible things. For the greater good. You'll no longer be beloved celebrities. You will be wrathful Gods. Show me a little wrath. That doesn't sound good, Ashley. Oh yeah, no shit, Ashley. Sorry, Ashley. The whole world is about to burn. We need someone like you, Billy. Before the supes start roundin' us up and dumpin' us off in camps.

I have found the answer to all our prayers. A virus that kills supes. This is insane and desperate. Even for you. Well insanely desperate is where we are. Don't you think, love? Let's go! Chop chop, motherfuckers. This is a biblical war. Good versus evil. And I'm declaring huntin' season on Starlighters. V'd up chicken! I can't believe this is fucking happening to me again. Look, we've all done bad shit. What's insane is that our solution to every problem is murder. Violence isn't brave. Violence is power. That's the spirit, champ. Who wants a creamy, delicious milkshake? If we're ever going to win against monsters, we need to start acting human.

Run!. You're all fucking welcome.